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That one friend that's pretty much just a small version of a mom, you know, like all caring and considerate
Omg, Stacy is such a mom friend
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UnicornMom
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.
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A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
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sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.
definition:
sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
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a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
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This check is performed when you're not sure how a young women will look when she gets older. This will give you a window as to how well the women will age. You can look at her mother to determine several factors. These factors include but are not limited to: weight, build, size and mass.
I understand that you are interested in marrying Sally. However, have you completed a Mom Check? I saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.