beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn
This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
When you being a real Gooblegup.
Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.
He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.
A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males
iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up
a joke or an unbelievable action
tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me