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straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked

wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn

by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018


Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021


Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.

Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.

by 420GupIt January 23, 2023


Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020


Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022


Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024


straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 18, 2021