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A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
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a robot that thinks it is a black person or nigger
That rusty old wall-e needs a life.
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A discord e-boy is a teenage boy who spends the majority of his time on discord or playing bedwars. He will most likely have matching pfp's with some e-girl that he carries in bedwars. He has some e-boy minecraft skin and sweats every single game. He is very different irl and online. He is that kid at the back of the class that hardly talks and has no social life outside of school. He keeps his online life separate, and doesn't have any of the other kids in his school on discord.
"Omg there are so many discord e-boys on this server"
They best damn grocery store in the country. Only found in Texas with over 340 stores (Including a couple stores in Mexico). People come here in time of crisis and everything else for your daily needs. They treat all HEB partners(Employees) like Gold and we also sell the best tortillas (;
"No store does more than your H-E-B, where you'll find great prices, brands, quality & selection"
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A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time
At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick
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The first human beat box. If you don't roll with the Fresh then what the hell do you roll with? Performed with Slick Rick
R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
D: Yes!
R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: They never write
R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D: No, you're quite right
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Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.
Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.
Manager:
We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.
What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?
HR Manager:
Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
Employee:
I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.
Manager:
That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
HR Manager:
I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?
Employee:
You should know. You told me.
HR Manager:
This isn't about me.
Employee:
It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.
Is there any point in continuing this discussion?
HR Manager & Manager
No
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