1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented
Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy
A guy who has epic side burns!
Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?
Fucked hared than you can imagine
I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!
When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.
He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.
A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males
iPad kid: Team straight ๐
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up