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When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.
Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"
emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull
emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out
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The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.
Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.
Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."