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Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies
“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”
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“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
A religious figure, who falsly claims to be god, instead of Danny De Vito
It appears, that while jesus was making miracles, he was super high on crack. The church is removing every record of him, and replacing it with Danny De Vito
Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him
Jesus Saved me.
Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God
Christian:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE