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I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
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A social media culture revolving around the Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning industry that has formed its own cult like following across the internet. Known for its brutal truthfulness among technicians and no holds barred "trolling"
Started in Pensacola, Florida, and now recognized worldwide with its own logo and clothing line.
Im about to join the HVAC 4 LIFE group!
HVAC 4 LIFE is brutal!
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Stop using the Toby's sex life card in CAH.
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That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.
Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.
Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
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A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
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