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Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 26, 2023


Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 10, 2023


National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021


There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024


people search website

A website you go to when you want to learn more about a person in regards to things the average person who does not know them is not supposed to know, such as the individual's criminal record, where they live presently and in the past, who are their relatives, both in their immediate family and their extended family, their current and past cell phone numbers and emails, etc.

Brittany: How do you know so much about Andrew?
Sarah: I found a website on the internet that lets you search for people you know and lets you learn more about their background than most public accessible resources are able to provide. I bought a report using a credit card yesterday.
Brittany: You shouldn't have used that website. That was a people search website, which lets you look up people's private information without them knowing about. Generally, its not ethical to use them, unless your searching yourself.
Sarah: I didn't know that. I'll keep that in mind next time.

by Vanguard 1998 February 13, 2021


Slap 2 people in ur room

You can slap anything and anyone

Slap 2 people in ur room

by Kymani fair August 29, 2021


Dictionary of Urban People

A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.

The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!

by pseudonimsj October 24, 2023