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To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!
Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.
After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.
Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.
Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!
Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?
When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.
"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."
"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her