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When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
a collective celebration of self hatred in which all members form a circle and punch each other
also known as pircle
i hate myself - lets have a punch circle
a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays
Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!
oh my god its february 14!!
time to punch graham, its national punch graham day!
An anus that has been fornicated
"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”