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When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.
AKA, a normal person.
Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.
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Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.
If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.
Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"
Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."
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Like super straight, but excluding bisexual people too
Me: I don’t date trans or bi people
Friend: oh, so you’re super straight?
Me: nah, I’m super duper straight
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the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
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When, even though you are forced to work a Saturday, the day is exempt from bovinity by the abscence of bovates and is filled with coffee, breaks, chat, surfing, crosswords, croissants,papers and fun.
"I hate working bloody Saturdays!"
"Yes, don't we all but it is a Super Saturday."
"Hurrah! No Boves!"
"Do you want anything from O'Brien's?"
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better than epic its super gay awesome!!!
Shem: hey stace I just scored the last 2 tickets to the B grade horror fest!!
Stacey: that is super gay awesome!!!
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On March 31st, every year on March 31st all Super Straights get to freely express their gender to the public and celebrate Super Straightness
Yo do! It's Super Straight day! That means these trans people on twitter don't harass me!
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