bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

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bovine

1. Resembling or connected with cattle.
2. Simple, stupid.

Man, your mother is starting to look worryingly bovine.

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bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

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bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."
2. It sometimes also has a human face.

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
2. "Erica the bovine was scaring all of the children"

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Bovinity

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

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bovinator

noun: a politician whose BS makes voters dumber than cows.

Obama is the Great Bovinator.

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bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

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