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2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.

2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance

by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023


Meet the Madsons: 2

New movie Eddie Murphy's new hit movie featuring the actor from The Haunted Mansion 2 2 and the new movie donkey in shrek. This movie is rated by 3 critics as "A good movie" "would watch... again" "Five Stars" Critically acclaimed movie in theaters right now meet the mattsons: 2

"It's me, Eddie Murphy. Have you seen my new movie The Haunted Mansion 2?"
"Meet the Madsons: 2 new movie In theatres Starting May 5 in this summer"

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020


2 finger combo

It means that while you giving your girl head and fingering her with two fingers

Bro last night I gave her the 2 finger combo and she loved it

by Notyourdadbaby January 29, 2023

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PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

by ragnarökgays January 22, 2023


2-factor nutthentification

When you do a hand stand and nut in your mouth before you but in her making sure it’s the good stuff.

I 2-factor nutthentification to make sure the baby was going to be good

by D1ldoBagg1ns November 4, 2019


2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya December 11, 2017


The 1-2 Switcheroo

A euphemism for masturbation

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo

by BabRabbits August 30, 2018