how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

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Cincinatti Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.

There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinatti Bundt Cake for dessert!

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Nub Cake

A term used to describe close friends who are acting funny, silly, idiotic, or strange. It should be used with caution around people you do not know well.

I called my friend a nub cake when she beat me at Wii Golf. =D

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Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.

I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.

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Albanian plunger-cake

when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head

Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?

Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake

Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite

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