A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
The grab of a man's genital area with your hand in the shape of a scoop. It is essentially the exact opposite of giving a male a credit card.
"You deserve an Ice Cream Scoop for being such a dumbass."
Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.
Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.
Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.
Guy #2- Really? Go you.
Girl- What the fuck...?
When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.
Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!
When you piss in a glass with ice cubes and pour it on a girls back whilst in doggy style position.
I gave her a long island ice tea and she gave me a ride I'll never forget.
Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.
Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.
Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.
When you are really digging a girl/woman you are scooping her ice cream.
Im digging my bitches ice cream!