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Jesus

Has a huge cock, and have the girls madly in love with him. He never gets upset and loves to watch porn. He’s a caring loving man who needs love and affection. Who’s daddy? Jesus is.

Yes daddy Jesus

by Chaddychat22 November 23, 2021


Jesus

A name of a very cute guy

Omg did you see Jesus he is so cute.

by Chulito November 23, 2021


Jesus

It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.

Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021


Jesus

A guy the church has made look like a superhero to sell people their agenda. What if Jesus was a short fat guy who had dark, curly, bushy hair and olive skin? A guy that looked more like what people think Friar tuck would look like than what Robin hood would look like, except a little bit more Mediterranean on the surface.

There are fair skinned European looking Jews now, after thousands of years of living in Europe, but back in the time of Jesus, a Jew from a part of Asia bordering the Mediterranean was unlikely to look like what the Church described him as, if he was ever a real person and not a myth.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021


Jesus

What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?

Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021


Jesus

It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock

Me:do yk Jesus?

Someone:big dick boy?

by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021


Jesus

The true reason for people to hit the gym and start repping. Every rep you make is a rep for Jesus. Because of the cross that is attached to his body he isn't able to rep anymore. This has caust a significant loss of gains. Every rep will make Jesus a proud boy, after al he was the establisher of fitness. Very old people remember him as the boy who carried a bigass piece of wood to the top of a hill. Later that day Jesus though: "what have i done" but that's an other story.

Because God is a shame of his weak son. He made people think repping is a bad thing, it will make Jesus look bigger if everyone else is a skinnymotherf*cker. So before you start repping, you have to ask for forgiveness for the gains you are about to receive.

Please come in. Welcom in my church, i can see you have done a lot of reps for Jesus.

by Heuswaar April 8, 2017