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When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.
"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!
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When you are hosting a party, and you finally want everyone to leave. You hint and even ask them to do so but they never do. You walk over to the circuit breaker box and start flippin' them switches!!!
LIGHTS OUT.
These guys need to get outta my house, its time for some mexican lights out.
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When a male masturbates with a burrito.
I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.
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Right after your room-mate starts a load of laundry and leaves the room, you piss in the washer while it is filling with water. Not that it really matters, but at one point their clothes were covered in your piss.
Mexican Ghost Wash
GUY 1-"Hey I Just Started Some Laundry"
GUY 2-"Oh, Let Me Get My Stuff Out Of The Dryer For You!"
Also Known As A Nebraskan Ghost Wash
Also Known As The Hymee Special
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Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.
Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
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Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.
"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"
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Verb.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
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