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Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
to punch a female in her Privates
she just got tractor punch approved!
When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.
This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.
(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
A.K.A DO IT FLUID!!! Riot Punch is a fruit flavored DRANK such as RED OR ICE BLUE-RASPBERRY koolaid mixed with large quantities of LIQUOR in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event, such as a cookout, graduation party, kickback, gender reveal, or PREGAME which might lead to drunken fighting, twerking, hunching, rioting, or even a shoot out. It wouldn't be a TURN UP without some riot punch.
Hell yeah I’m going to Mook’s party, shorty be having that do it fluid!!! That riot punch!