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1. A complete moron.
2. One who frustrates others, male or female
You smashed my car you dick knocker
A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck
Rob pulled a dirty dick last night
A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.
guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.
guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do
guy 1: dick talk!
*conversation continues regarding penises*
Dried up seman that forms on the penile area
This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower
When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.