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A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
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1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.
2. A penis with jokes written on it.
1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.
2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.
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when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
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When a dick has no shaft, only a tip
It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?
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1. A complete moron.
2. One who frustrates others, male or female
You smashed my car you dick knocker
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A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
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The brick a dick is a mythological punishment for pleadges to a fraternity of a small college in Wisconsin. This involves taking 1 brick and the length of 5 building stories to the top a 6 storey high building. Tieing one end of the rope to the brick, the other to the pledge's dick and throwing the brick off.
There is no indication that this punishment has ever been carried out, but it has been suggested for adoption by the state legislature for certain crimes.
The pleadge didn't remember his material so he was given the brick a dick as a punushment
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