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(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
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Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).
I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!
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self proclaimed 3 year olds who usually use their last name in their myspace display name just because they are ego obsessed. 99% are unoriginal and just copy off of others, for example- Paul griffiths (owner of babycake clothing) uses the same image as bape shoes because he has no origanality in him, and just plays off of other peoples ideas. John hock stole much of his looks from corey pattakos but he is still known as an original?
Little do these people know that scene is dead just like emo. Now the new craze is hipster, but scene kings can't accept that its over and they are nothing more, so they try and sell their t-shirts to 12 year old acne covered emo kids who just found out about a thing called the internet.
"fuck copyright laws, I'm Paul griffiths and I'm hot, they can't touch me! Plz buy my shirts it will make you cool! Look at me, fat chicks think i'm hot and comment my pics! i'm still not cool enought to be one of the original scene kings."
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A black guy that said some words on a stage and somehow got into American History "I HAZ A DREM"
His "drem" was to not be called a nigger where ever he went.
Martin Luther King: "I HAZ A DREM"
Tana Mongeau: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Keemster: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Black Person in todays society: "FUCKING NIGGER"
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The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.
Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain
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The Kong Family's true nemesis in the Donkey Kong series. He's a giant kremling (crocodile) that enjoys stealing Donkey Kong's Banana Hoard, or kidnapping Donkey or Diddy themselves. He has been known to take on different personas, whether it be a boxer, a pirate, a mad scientist or regular kingly attire. He is also thought to be mentally unstable, which can further be proven by his mannerisms in Donkey Kong 64 and his large, very noticeable bloodshot eye.
DK: Oh, no! King K. Rool stole my Banana Hoard again!
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King George III was the Great king of Britain and Ireland. Some see him as a Tyrant and others don't but as you can tell mainly Revolutionaries and just people who wanted to leave the Monarchy called him Crude names. The King wasn't as everyone pictures him in fact he usually wasn't the type of guy who liked violence and he only started getting violent after his Mental state started breaking.
"Dear, King George III I send you this letter because....."
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