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To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.
Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.
An absolute mad cunt , has a gay mate named justin walker
a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth
eee that is jake hinson
The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.
1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?
2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.
1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?
2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)