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(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.
(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
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A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.
That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.
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The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.
He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.
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(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.
Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.
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A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.
Megan Fox is the best Nunes ever!
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noun.
Is the sweetest, most beautiful, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. They are usually very kind, loving, trustable, great girlfriend/friend. The name means saint, pure in Assyrian.
–Hey man, I met Nune today.
–Whaat really? You're so lucky man.
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Reserved for only the smallest of dwarfs, this names origin dates back to merchants travelling the silk road meaning 'Cute girl' or 'Angry little person' (linguists cannot fully agree).
Though Nunes are typically shy, they are a fountain of geeky knowledge when they open up. Known for their beauty and interlect it is common for Nunes to become Queens of the dwarf folk; most famously Nune Tinybluejacket, who while standing only 4'3 led the greatest dwarf empire of Armenia before all history was lost.
Archaeologists have decifered some key pieces of information from that which was not destroyed. Nune was easy to anger and even 'rage quit' in many games with Lord Lucas from the empire of giants, despite their long standing trade agreement. She was also a great explorer, ranging across modern day Europe riding her royal dog like a regular human would a horse.
Legends tell of Nune Tinybluejacket's return one day, where her dwarf empire will rise up once again....
'Oh Nune is pretty cool but Lucas is way cooler'
'I didn't know people could get that small? Oh wait, that's just Nune'
'Nune's kinda cute but doesn't she wear baby shoe sizes?'