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John Cena

Probably one of the best wrestlers of all time. Most male fans of the WWE tend to hate him because of his success and his gimicks. John Cena started out as a rapper and has beaten the rock. He is an enduring, respectful, caring, and great wrestler as he is the current WWE champion defeating Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Miz, Randy Orton, Cm Punk, Sheamus, Big Show, and The Rock.

Do you like John Cena?- person 1
HELL NO! That fag needs to quit!- person 2
That's OK you just cant accept the fact that he's a good wrestler.

by Onewayonly May 9, 2013

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Rachael and John

two informal names for polar opposites.

Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.

John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.

and there you have it: opposites

Example of scenario between Rachael and John:

Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"

John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"

*puts on record

Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."

John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency

by Mc Lendawg September 2, 2008

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John The Baptist

A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.

"On your way to the park, look out for John The Baptist's."

by Aenima March 7, 2005

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John Kerry

A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.

the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.

by Radical Republican January 31, 2005

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John Sisco

One of the greatest rapper form Johnstown Pa who have a dream to make his city better and will have his team and his fans to support him in so many ways. His album titles means everything what is going through in his life and want his haters to know to keep hating while he is making money

Wow did you hear that album that John Sisco put out? It's so fire listen to it.

by winner2018 February 14, 2018

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John Carter

To fearfully rename a property in such a way that it loses all its original appeal and distinguishing qualities.

GCB used to be called Good Christian Bitches, but it got John Cartered and now you can't tell what it's about.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 got retitled Apartment 23, but they realized they John Cartered it, so they changed it to Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.

by Orange A-peel February 28, 2012

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pulling a john

when you say something during a group chat, and never respond

When you are pulling a john, and then everyone gets confused.

by Sara Petrouski February 12, 2017

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