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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 4, 2015


Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 7, 2022


don’t play

refers to mostly fortnite games,you say it after you kill someone.Or if not referring to fortnite you say it when u or someone else does something cool

Ana:I JUST KILLED SOMEONE IN FORTNITE DONT PLAYYYYY

Other example

Amber:omg did you see layas outfit
Michelle:Ikr she don’t play around

by espeon39 May 29, 2024


playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 February 5, 2016


play jazz

To improve using your own skill and creativity. Make it up as you go along.

Person 1: Hey what should I wear for the performance tonight?

Person 2: I don't care. Play jazz man

by JT 31414 March 11, 2021