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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016


Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018


punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017


Riot Punch

A.K.A DO IT FLUID!!! Riot Punch is a fruit flavored DRANK such as RED OR ICE BLUE-RASPBERRY koolaid mixed with large quantities of LIQUOR in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event, such as a cookout, graduation party, kickback, gender reveal, or PREGAME which might lead to drunken fighting, twerking, hunching, rioting, or even a shoot out. It wouldn't be a TURN UP without some riot punch.

Hell yeah I’m going to Mook’s party, shorty be having that do it fluid!!! That riot punch!

by CandBandz July 20, 2019


jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 9, 2023


cunt punched

An act where you or another bitch gets punched with no regret in your tight vagina

My mom found out I was doing meth so she cunt punched me really hard

by Doodle scooble April 3, 2016


punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019