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When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
When a man sticks one or more fingers up a woman's vagina and moves it up and down(best used with lubrication) for sexual pleasure.
Last night was the best time i had in my life, Cargs was specialing me furiously. We both lied on the bed and he started fingering me by squirting KY(lubricant) all over his hands and my pussy, then he stuffed his fingers in and moved it up and down furiously and he got my cum all over his fingers.
Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.
“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
A strong beverage that is whimsical in nature. It has the ability to put anyone at ease and tastes delicious. Any Kinnon special worth it’s salt has a minimum of three ingredients and should be served in a tall glass of ice. Although many have attempted to recreate these mysterious adult beverages, but like it’s maker, they are one of a kind.
Can you make me a Kinnon Special?
-Sure
Oh my god, is there alcohol in this?
-Yes, a lot.
Amazing!!!
A Casey is cologne model goes to the gym for 30 minutes to just to go biceps and walk around in shirtless in jeans and boots.
A Casey special is when he farts in the hot tub during sex and a little poop comes out.
Also when
Bro went to the gym to Casey around then came home and gave his wife a Casey Special.
For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”