p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.

Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

P&M

puhata ja mängida

-I'm a fan on P&M podcast.
-What does it stand for?
-Puhata ja Mängida
-Meaning?
-Chill and Play

P L A N S

P L A N S, This word means to Please Let A Nigga Smash, Used when you are down bad and want the buns

Oh My God Girl P L A N S

p up

To pull up on a person to smoke , chill & car sex

I’m going to p up on you later baby

Richy P

Someone who uses instagram reels way too often.

Yeah that guy is such a "Richy P"