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A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb
Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."
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Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
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An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D
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Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains
Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.
Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.
Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.
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A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs
Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."
Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."
Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"