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when a guy shits in a girls mouth, adds minty toothpaste for flavor, and then makes out with her!
Ray gave his girlfriend a mint chocolate chip last night.
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I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purée. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
Something that is super yummy. The definition of hot. Must have a hot mohawk.
all the girls have butterflies in their stomachs as they see chocolate chip cookies do yoga.
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
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during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.
john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.
joe-did it at least taste good?
john-not realy, but it sure was hot
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