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When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.
Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.
Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?
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The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.
Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.
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Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.
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adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM
i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel
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The process of sticking one hand in a woman's butt and the other in the vagina then do a hand washing motion.
Me and my girl did the texas hand wash last night
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One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).
How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?
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First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.
"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.
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