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Tyrell middle school

Where kids fuck in bathrooms and boys get boners. With shitty teachers, shitty lunch and shitty students. Who masturbate during class while all the hoes and man whores reside in the cafeteria. where guys make fun of girls then lick their pussys and cum in a picture of their mouth.

Tyrell middle school has so many kids who decide to duck each other in the bathroom

by TRUEST TEA SISTERS June 17, 2019


seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do

One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.

by gumballmachine September 25, 2021


Great Hollow Middle School

Great Hollow Middle School is a school in Nesconset, NY. Everybody there that is going to High School East is very rich, and have a lot of money. The mean girls who are 11-14 year olds are pumping large amounts of caffeine into their little bodies every morning. The guys always wear weird slide on shoes to school and have bold cuts. Rarely in school, the Emo, the gay, and the bullied kids are the most chill kids. They legit are very mature for their age, and don’t act like little dramatic shits. The grade group chats are so annoying because you get texts every 5 seconds, and 90% of the texts are useless snap, or TikToks. The math teachers there always give out too much homework, like some 14 year olds are prodigies in Harvard. The guidance counselors are really just trying to get an answer for you, just to tell the entire school about your issues. They always at first pretend to be a trustworthy person, but in reality they are just there for the drama, that’s why they got hired in the first place. The principals are dictators who punish every kid, even though they were the victims of a situation. At the end of the day, fist fights and cliques would happen while waiting for the bus. Like two wanna be gangsters would fight over the popular girl, or some kids doing TikToks under the tree. The sad part is, the “poor” kids go to High School West, while the other rich kids go to East, where they become more bitchy flexers.

Kid 1: Do you know about Great Hollow Middle School? Kid 2: Yes, it’s brutal in there.

by The Anonymous Scholar August 25, 2023


Wahpeton Middle School

The worst middle school you could ever dream of. First off, all of the rejects go there. Also they suck at sports including high school football. They just masturbate all day and night because they think they can make Wahpeton proud. If you went here you life would be like hell.

Wahpeton Middle School is the worst place ever.

by Doodle Baner November 26, 2019


Drums Elementary Middle School

Fuck this school

Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022


Darnell Cookman Middle School

Complete Hell Hole.

I don't want to go to Darnell Cookman Middle School.

by packboy93 October 31, 2022


strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.

“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place

by crackheadmack June 05, 2020