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perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.

A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure

by SmokeyRub March 16, 2015


The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

My love, is the perfect girlfriend.

by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022


Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you

You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you

by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021


Perfect puppet

When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do

Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet

by Dogggycoms November 1, 2021


perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021


Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌

I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies

by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021


Perfect Woman

Lena Luthor

Have you seen Lena Luthor? She is amazing! And the definition of a perfect woman

by Kara’s yellow sun June 14, 2021