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straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 18, 2016

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hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 August 14, 2008

94๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


red panda bear fight

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.

Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.

by joeairbear March 2, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020


3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012


Econ Prazed Noah Bear

One of the best YouTubers in the world. Started in January 2017, and makes a lot of videos. Such as YTPs, edits, Stella And Sam stuff, Microsoft Agent videos, One True Pair, etc.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen Econ Prazed Noah Bear's newest video.

Dude 2: Yeah, it was so dope.

Dude 1: Damn right.

by EconPrazedNoahBear October 3, 2021