car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

Al-car-holic

A person addicted to automobiles

He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.

Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*

cybertronian car

car from Cybertron

its just a cybertronian car