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a sudden act of oral sex usually performed by two (male) strangers who part ways afterwards.
"I think you're hot, how about a quick bro n' go?"
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A short form in saying a swear or making someone mad by speaking this comeback.
Bob: Damn I can't shoot a basketballl today.
Liam: You Mad Bro?
Bob: F%@$* YOU!
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Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”
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Suicide is never the answer.
Brody foxx: "Bro tip #80, suicide is never the answer."
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A male, usually between the ages of 17-30 that lives in northern California and participates in one or more of the following:
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
Person 1: "Did you meet your new gf's brother yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."
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when you love when of your friends so much that he will definatly be your brother forever. the fo sho is just something ghetto and ryhmes with bro
dude me and jake just robbed a house and killed a senior citizen. he is my bro fo sho
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what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first
similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.
Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
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