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When someone is spamming boring story shit
X Omg Y why are you doing this like this its sup to go like that
Y bruh good night i will do it how i want
The worst card in clash royale, despite its legendary rarity. It produces bats every few seconds, wich are pretty much useless. No one likes night witch.
“Night witch is good”
“Oh yeah and the sky is green”
A woman who comes to your bed chambers in the nocturnal hours for a little creaky creaky
He says they’re not dating but you can see her leave in the morning. She’s been night witching him for a week.
British slang for the Europa league.
Liverpool are playing thursday nights football this season
Past 9 PM, in the basement, playing video games, the three bromigos talk crap and exchange stories.
Trevor: We out it the mall today for bromigos night?
Ace: Nah, has to be in your basement.
Kamil: Yeah true.
A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.