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Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.
Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.
A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?
Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
you cream on supreme clothing so so s0sososososososososososososoosososososososossoososososososoososososososososoosossssssososoos hard
yo bro i lit just chikachika c-c-c-c-c-CREAMED on some supreme you could say i cream supremed
Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."