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Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..

Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.

by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022


Michael

A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted

We need to undeppress the depressed michael

by olajide olajide November 25, 2021


Michael

A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.

Look this guy has no dad he must be a Michael

by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021


Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅

OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER

by bigdickenergy19 June 28, 2022


Michael

He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.

Damn Michael looks pretty buff today...

by By youknowwhoiamcolton June 26, 2022

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Michael

He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.

Damn it's weird that Michael forgot to do his homework. I mean it's MICHAEL we're talking about

by Some1aroundtheCORNER2019 August 24, 2022


Michael

Hes a hot sexy beast of a babe he can be violent sometimes but hes hot dont miss out on a opportunity hes makes these gay jokes too he usually has a friend named Jadiel or Juan hes say men men men men men all the time too plus he is loyal and ofc he has a big black cock

DADDY MICHAEL

by ArianaHaverstraw May 5, 2022