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Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022


The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017


War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut

NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut

by Zer0229 April 6, 2023


War crimes

Trolling civies

War crimes are fun

by Zer0229 April 6, 2023


War crime

The daily and normal actions of WhiskerLyss

I'm just going to stream some war crimes

by Polyspins May 12, 2024


War crimes

War crimes are amazing I commit some every hour

hey nambia how much war crimes did you commit today

by LRLFDFKFMDBDVDBHD October 4, 2023


war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023