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A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."
Dragon Loli Syndrome, or DLS, is the phenomenon in which characters are designed to look like children, but in there lore they're stated to be hundreds if not thousands of years old. Some people use a character with DLS to justify drawing Lolicon artwork.
"Yet another character suffering Dragon Loli Syndrome ruined by the Coomers"
A new game that will surpass the Dragon Ball Z series and has VR in the pipeline
Have you heard about Dragon Ball D? Its going to be awesome
When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.
She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.