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the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo
alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off
This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow
Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
tanner fox's best friend who's a crazy good scooter rider sponsored by scooter farm and a youtube
jake angeles... you mean tanner fox's best friend?
Type of guy to think he’s having sex but hasn’t actullay put his penis inside the girl, just in between her legs.
Me and my girl were having sex last night, but he done a jake frostick on me. Wasn’t very enjoyable.
One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.
You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?
Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.