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Used to describe when a pair of lover share a bottle(s) of wine and have intercourse for the entirety of an evening.
Jason: “Hey Ben, you wanna come to pub with the fellas tonight?”
Ben: “Sounds like a time, but I’ve been planning a Monbo night with the Ms. for a week!”
Night where all the grannies and gramps get down and dirty at the ole bingo hall and the granny with the least amount of respect for herself gives that saggy ass up to the grandpa who wins to split the profit on some custard
Grandma went to bingo night and after will probably go to the custard stand.
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The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
Also known as Daughter of night
This is Joseph
I saw the son of Night In my Dreams
The act of posting an angsty status or picture to Facebook complaining about the impending Monday. If you're lucky, you'll scroll past about five to ten of these.
Aw man, Sunday already? This seems like I can get away with a few likes by posting a Sunday Night Angst status.
Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)
IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad
dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy
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I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night