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A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”
Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!
A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂
A very good Rollercoaster which is operated by the best employee at europapark (Christopher)
It has an onboard sound track and a creepy moon inside it is themed to baguette and everyone likes it
Let's worship Can Can Coaster
Let's ride Can Can Coaster
Similar to a watering can, a cokeing can is a can used for pouring coke onto things.
Ah, looks like it's time to coke my plants. Gary, where did I put my cokeing can?
Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.
A can made of cum.
Filled with cum.
With extra chunks of cum.
"he man could you pick up Cum Can from the store?"
When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.