That's What She Said

A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.

Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".

"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.

When giving golfing advice:

"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"

When someone dose not understand something:

"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"

During a test:

"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"

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What are you weird?

- Something you say when someone says something exponentially stupid
- A quote often used by Ben
- Great way to tell somebody to stop talking because they're weird
- often followed or used in the same conversation as the quotes "THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE", "what are you a homo?" or the word "Weirdo"

Allison: DUDE! Let's go fuck shit up

Ben: WHAT ARE YOU WEIRD?

Allison: uhhh....

Ben: THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE!

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That's what Newton said

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)

Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!

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"what the hell" value

the value assigned to such purchases as aviator glasses, large styrofoam hands, rubber mallots, large styrofoam cowboy hats, and anything on the racks at the front of k-mart.

I didn't really have much money, but i saw these Citizen Kane action figures by the register and said "what the hell".

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that's what she said

A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!

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whats shakin bacon

An expression used to replace what is up. this phrase is Patented by elbara

hey!
YO Whats shakin bacon!

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What the blood clot

An expresssion of confusion of jamaican origin,referencing menstrual cycles,but commonly adapted to mean "what the hell?"

Man 1:Yo man i just got this fat sack of dat dank shit
opens bag
Man 2:What the blood clot mother fucker?Dat aint no dank dat shit be dirt man

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