a bigger fish to fry

When you avoid doing something, cause you have something more important to do.

- "Why she didn't come to class?"
- "Well, she had a bigger fish to fry."

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gut the fish

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)

"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."

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Fish Fetish

Having a strong sexual attraction to rancid pussy.

Damn that nasty fucker Bobby has a fish fetish.

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throw a fish on that bitch

Historically, it was when one literally threw a fish on a lady in which he is interested in. In modern times, it has been known as flopping ones penis on a lady in which he was interested in hoping for sexual recipricosity.

Mike: Hey man, look at that lady over there, she is hot!
Ryan: Hell yea man, I'm gonna go throw a fish on that bitch.

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Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.

Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

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Catch some fish

Gender neutral way of saying that you will be having sex.
Akin to getting some pussy/dick.

"Hey, is Tom coming to the party on Friday?"
"Nah, he had a real nice date last night and is hoping to catch some fish on Friday."

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fish n chipocrit

Someone who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Comes from Hypocrite

Here have a chicken nugget..

No thanks, I don't eat meat, only fish

so you're a "fish n chipocrit?"

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