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when your balls are removed or gone..and you feel like they are there but they are not..you try to touch and they are no where in sight...also known as phantom testicles .
dude!! i just got ghost balls again!!
damnnn
The art of two friend wrapping their testiculs around each other then pulling away fast. Whoever does not scream wins
They played jingle balls
A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:
Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick
Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit
Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!
Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!
When a group of men, all infected with genital ringworm, stand in a circle. Typically takes place on Fridays.
Guy #1 "Man I heard Ryan joined that sex cult"
Guy #2 " What r u talking about?"
Guy #1 " u know when they all stand in a ring with their disease balls hanging out?"
Guy #2 " oh man the balls of fire? wtf what a pussy do they apply each other's anti-fungal cream too?"
The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”
Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”
when is so hot outside, that your balls start to sag and sweat.
"man it's so hot outside, I think I have bob balls".
When two men excessively compliment each other's egos.
When discussing business, Michael and Joel sure love to butter their balls.