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1. An ignorant man or woman who learns to fly-fish, brew their own beer, and perform other acts not for themselves, but for the approval of others.
"Awww man, did he take up flyfishing? Yeah man, he just grew out a gnarly beard and started to fly-fish. What a Nouveau Douche."
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A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.
X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag
or
X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"
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A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!
1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?
2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!
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1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
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A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.
I gave Wanda a dirty douche dog lastnight.
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a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
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