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To smoke a joint.
Joey, Bobby, and little Timmy sat out the kickball game and burnt one down behind the gym during recess.
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A word used commonly but not exclusivley by the lgbt+ community meaning to
1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like boots the house down girlie <3
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A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.
A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
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When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand
Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night
The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.
So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.
Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.
Last year I gave your mom an upside down surprise for her birthday!
The act of female masturbation that only consists of rubbing the clitoris until the point of orgasm
Keli: dude I hate no nut November
Juul: omg me too, I can’t wait for it to be over so I can finally dj down town
Analei: well i djed down town for 2 hours last night so can’t relate