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Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.
I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...
Someone who wants to fuck ducks.
"Yea bro i'm a total duck enjoyer".
When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.
I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.
A term of endearment, a friendly greeting, used largely in the East Midlands, England.
Gender-neutral, as it goes.
Thanks me duck. morning me'duck. From a burger van...What would you like, me'duck?
a boy who’s on it from epsom and don’t take any BS from no one (rip trigz)
“yo, did u see that daniel duck kid he’s on it.!”
When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
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If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.
To confuse details of one thought with another.
Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.