A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.
"Flo from Progressive deserves better"
A meme. No one likes him. Usually dadless
Where's Jacksons dad? Jackson from salvo
Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)
A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.
Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
Okay chill out munchkin.
Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
here mate you got a "schengen degen 360 badboy back from the wan eye to the chicken peck"?
Very insecure and deflects it onto others
Mario from school is A insecure person that maya doesn’t like
Erin of Washington
Erin (noun): A radiant force of nature, equal parts charm, wit, and unrelenting determination; often the life of the room and the mastermind behind its chaos. Synonyms: brilliance, enigma, legend. Usage: "You don't meet an Erin—you survive one, and you're better for it.". Erin " Go fuck yourself ". Response? There would be no response, you would just do it and then give here 5 out of 5 stars on her Google review. Truth.
Erin of Washington is so right she invents the truth, this is where facts are born...........and now you know
Poem of Erin of Washington:
Beneath the silvered skies of Washington's grace,
Dwells Erijn, a vision time cannot replace.
Her eyes, like steel, sharp and bold,
Reflecting a story both fierce and untold.
They pierce the veil of life's soft haze,
Demanding truth, igniting blaze.
Her mind is a labyrinth, vast and deep,
Where dreams and logic silently meet.
A seeker of knowledge, a spirit so free
Erin
1 .Erin from Washington
A person from Washington state named Erin who is known for their sharp wit, intelligence, and captivating personality. Erin from Washington is someone who can always come up with a witty comeback, even in the most unexpected situations.
2. "When Erin of Washington enters a room, plants grow faster, coffee brews itself, and people suddenly remember they owe her $5.".
3. "Erin of Washington doesn't just cross bridges; she critiques their architecture and charges trolls a toll fee."
4. "The legend says Erin of Washington once negotiated peace between two raccoons fighting over a bagel—and won the bagel for herself."
5. "They say Erin of Washington is so sharp, she can cut through red tape with a single glance—and then tie it into a bow."
6. "If Erin of Washington ran for president, her platform would be free snacks and mandatory nap times—and she'd win in a landslide."
7. "Erin of Washington isn’t just the life of the party; she’s the one who organizes it, critiques it, and then leaves early with all the leftovers."
8. "You don’t find Erin of Washington; Erin of Washington finds you—usually when you’ve done something ridiculous."
9. "Erin of Washington could explain quantum physics to a toddler and leave them asking for more."
10. "If Erin of Washington had a theme song, it would be a mix of Beethoven, Beyoncé, and the sound of distant applause."