A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.
"Dude you look fucking crack tired"
we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.
Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.
Spending all day on the damn couch
I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room
I'm a couch crack