the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
a measurement of specifically illegal sugar that you melt with a spoon
typically used by people named bennett
hey bennett, are you on that 1 cubic crack pack again!!?!?!?!??!!?11/1/!?!?!!?!?'2;
koromaru is cracked at fortnite
koromaru: cranks fucking 90s in fortnite
Akihiko: YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE
Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"
When the glutes are so sculpted, the top of the butt crack splits into a V-shape, resembling an inverted wishbone
His squat game is on point, he has a wishbone crack.
to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs
That song was so crack-a-latic i almost started foaming at the mouth!
a crack crackhead x is a person called Mario, He has stickers of his friends and always coming out with goodass roasts from his ass
are you being a crack crackhead x again Mario?