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Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"
A "Fat Ass Rider" is a person (typically male) involved in a bike-riding race on the road, with their ass and crack showing to all drivers behind.
"Oh, pull up your pants you Fat Ass Rider!"
"Hole Jamming" is the act of a male attempting to stuff their penis into as many holes as possible into their fuck-buddy in the shortest amount of time.
"That guy just stuffed his dick into my vagina, my mouth,my arse, my ear and my nose under one minute!"
"He must be good at Hole Jamming"
A Lazy Fucker, is a person (typically a male) having sexual intercourse very slowly/lazily.
"He was a Lazy Fucker last night! He didn't even try to fuck me hard!"
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